Broken TV

Mr. Silk: If you young whiper snappers dont know how to fix it, then we sure dont!

Animal Cruelty

Katie: One time I ran over someone's cat

Elle and Savannah:  What?!?!?

Katie: No! Not in a car! I was just walking and I just tripped on a cat

Katie C loves the Internet

FOXFIRE!!!!!!!!

Dylan and Annotations

Dylan: I highlighted the whole packet. Doesn't that count for something?

 

Mr. Silk: No.

Maggy (to Dylan): Has Ms. Trattner taught you nothing???

Dylan: YES!

Mr. Silk: What does it say in your skills packet?

Dylan: Aha. "When coming to an important passage underlining or highlighting is good..."

Mr. Silk: What else does it say?

Dylan: Umm... "but it's not enough."

Elle and Mean Girls

Mr. Silk: "...from the Lebanese."

Elle: "Wait, where do Lebanese people come from?????"

Mr. Silk and Katie G: " Uh, Lebanon"

Elle:" I thought they were called LESBIANS??"

Natasa: ELLE!

Elle: "What?! Thats what mean girls said!"

Katie Glockner on her history test

I am completely dependent on calculators, i love calculators, i haven't had to do math with out a calculator for 5 years.  PLEASE mr. silk i need a calculator for this test