Friday, April 24, 2009
History Gets Violent
Mr. Silk (to Dylan and Kellen): I'm going to knock the two of your heads off! Someday we're just gonna hear a loud clang
Glockner (again...) :P
Mr. Silk - and thats why this is referring to this
Katie - Katie disagrees
Mr. Silk - What does Katie think?
Katie - Katie think that.......
Friday, April 17, 2009
oh Izzy
Izzy (sits down next to pile of papers) - Whose crap is this? I'm moving it.
Ms. Wasserman - That would be my crap Izzy
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
Christmas Present
Katie - So did the Greater Chain of Being induce feudalism or did feudalism induce the Greater Chain of Being?
Class - ????
Mr. Silk - What are you talking about?
Katie - Well for Christmas, my mom got me lectures by a college professor about medieval lessons, from the Tutors to the Stewarts. And it mentioned the Greater Chain of Being.....
Elle - That's such a great christmas present
Thursday, April 2, 2009
Katie C. during MUN
Katie (FRANCE) - Why aren't you attacking Mecca?!?! Wait! Where's Mecca again?
Mr. Silk - The Chair would like to advise the delegate from France that she will soon have a test on the subject of Islam and Mecca and should KNOW where Mecca is
More Mr. Silk
"I think I need another update... who's digging who?"
"People my People"
"Decorum Delegates!"
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
Friday, March 6, 2009
Animal Cruelty
Katie: One time I ran over someone's cat
Elle and Savannah: What?!?!?
Katie: No! Not in a car! I was just walking and I just tripped on a cat
Dylan and Annotations
Dylan: I highlighted the whole packet. Doesn't that count for something?
Mr. Silk: No.
Maggy (to Dylan): Has Ms. Trattner taught you nothing???
Dylan: YES!
Mr. Silk: What does it say in your skills packet?
Dylan: Aha. "When coming to an important passage underlining or highlighting is good..."
Mr. Silk: What else does it say?
Dylan: Umm... "but it's not enough."
Elle and Mean Girls
Mr. Silk: "...from the Lebanese."
Elle: "Wait, where do Lebanese people come from?????"
Mr. Silk and Katie G: " Uh, Lebanon"
Elle:" I thought they were called LESBIANS??"
Natasa: ELLE!
Elle: "What?! Thats what mean girls said!"
Katie Glockner on her history test
I am completely dependent on calculators, i love calculators, i haven't had to do math with out a calculator for 5 years. PLEASE mr. silk i need a calculator for this test
Friday, February 27, 2009
Thursday, February 26, 2009
SIZZILIN'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Who's hot and who's not? Who's sizzilin' and who's fizzlin'?" -Mr. Silk...
OOPS!
"Izzy, you spelled Greece...G-R-E-E-S-E, I had nightmares about this at home, i would wake up and say "IZZYYY NOOOOO!!!"
-Mr. Silk
-Mr. Silk
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
Mr. Silk in the middle of his lecture
Mr. Silk "What is everybody typing?"
Class "Oh, we're just taking notes on your lecture"
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